Tuesday, March 12, 2019

Don't be an asshole. You will run out of toilet paper.

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Hey Brian, I need to ask you a question. What's up? Is it true your moving your business off Main Street into the suburbs? Yes. ...
Tuesday, February 19, 2019

My ears were being raped.

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I was sitting in a restaurant enjoying a favourite meal, when something stabbed me in the back of the head. Why do people check bathrooms to...
Friday, January 18, 2019

Thank god for moms

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I sit here and wonder why I'm here. Not purpose. Just an answer. I see people dying, crying, laughing, and living. I wonder if I'm p...
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Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Rendezvous points, stashed cache, mission impossible.

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As they left the hotel, Mommy punched in the coordinates of the destination into her phone. It was 8:40 and the meeting was scheduled for 9:...
Friday, January 11, 2019

Souls, stress and searching for answers

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Hey how are you doing? What a coincidence? I was just thinking about you yesterday. Sorry, let me stop the book I'm listening too. Wh...
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Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Workplace bullies, coincidences and the teacher is now the student

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Oh my, how are you doing? I haven't seen you in such a long time. I'm doing great. Business is great. Life is awesome. Family is am...
Thursday, October 18, 2018

BMW's, dandelions and the 100 metre dash

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Can I ask you a couple of questions? I'm just finishing up my tea, but I have a few minutes. How do you find success? I'm no...