You can't always get what you want

But if you're nice enough, you can bribe what you need....

I had a large item delivered to my house today. The delivery contract was clear- curb side delivery.

The driver told me that since we were nice, he could haul it the extra 100 metres to the house.

Once he got it to the house, I asked him if I gave him a couple of dollars if he could bring it directly to its location. No questions asked,  he was happy to drop it off at its final resting place. He's richer, I'm happy. I didn't need to call a favour from a friend.

Good old underground economy still works like a charm.  Thank you paper money. I'm glad you still exist.